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Subject:How to annoy redneck hick neighbors.
Time:02:23 pm
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Background: My parents knew each other three week before getting hitched 29 years ago. Dad was in the Navy, and stationed over in Spain. They lived off-base. Across the street in moved some hick who couldn't even work a camera (he left the cap on). SAid hick also liked to blare twangy country western on what he thought was his powerful stereo. Mom can't stand that kind of music. So, one day she puts on a stack of records of groups like Iron Butterfly, Jethro Tull, and probably some Black Sabbath. She barely played with the controls, and then left for the day. She drowned out hick's music and he was sitting next to a speaker in his own house. Mom never had to endure his music again. But then, the Spainards called her the crazy blonde...
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tsita
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Time:2003-12-14 12:37 pm (UTC)
My parents are highly...unique. Mom wants to freeze-dry dad when he dies. Then I get him six months out of the year, and my now disowned brother was going to get him six months. I've laid dibbies on Halloween. And they used to put tacky pink flamingoes on the roof of friends--after dressing the poor birds up. I've inherited that flair for sheer silliness and annoyance from them.
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abscencefollows
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Time:2003-12-14 12:46 pm (UTC)
hahahaha, that's really awesome :)
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tsita
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Time:2003-12-14 12:50 pm (UTC)
This house is different.
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soulsong_kj
Subject:flamingos
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Time:2003-12-14 02:35 pm (UTC)
Laramie has this weird fund-raiser every year where you donate money to the Jubilee Days Committee to have a pink flamingo placed on someone's lawn, and then they pay the committee more money to have it removed. It's perfect, they have figured out how to make money off of human beings' natural inclination to annoy one another.
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tsita
Subject:Re: flamingos
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Time:2003-12-14 02:46 pm (UTC)
I would willingly participate. But then, I've heard of a fundraiser where you go around shooting people with dye. Like that one episode of 'Judging Amy'. I would have so much fun with that!
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